Do You Really Want to Know?

Don’t read my blog. Really…stop reading right now. It’s hazardous to your health…or something.

This is the 7-up of blogs….the un-blog. This is the Sienfeld of blogs…it’s a blog about nothing. This is the Heisenberg Principle of blogs…there’s no predicting when, what or….well OK that was a stretch and getting kind of overly dramatic.

Point is this: I’m just having fun. I can almost promise you that you aren’t going to learn anything by reading my blog. You might chuckle now and again. You might read stuff that makes you mad here and there. Mostly, I think you’re reaction will be: “what the heck is that?” or “what’s wrong with that guy?”

This is where I’m supposed to prattle (nice word use eh?) on about what an interesting person I am…blah blah blah. I’m a computer geek. I’m an entrepreneur. I’m a non-practicing biologist (see, it really doesn’t matter what your major in college is kids). I’m a Panther. More recently, I’m a Demon Deacon. I help people get stuff from point A to point B. I don’t care what you do, as long you leave me and my stuff alone. I like fruit. How do I roll? In safety and comfort…turbo charged. I have a few messages of hope, truth and happiness if you’re interested. I’m a bookworm. I really like this guy, and that guy and I dig this girl. I like meat packers and I hate pesky Norse invaders. I have a dry, off-beat sense of humor.

If that’s not enough for you, then we can take mindless polls and quizzes together on Facebook. Or you can digitally stalk me on FriendFeed.

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